One more thing...
Dyngus Plus Balls, especially me, loves to hate on French Canadians. We don't ACTUALLY dislike French Canadians, we just like to pretend we do (in your free time, look for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog in Montreal on You Tube.)
Anyway, I come by this honestly, as many of you know that my father recently said, at the dinner table, "Look, I'm not saying that I hate the French, I'm just saying that, if I went to Montreal, I might have to kick some ass."
Anyway, Autumn has long been proud of her Canadian (British Columbian, tea-loving, Cougar fearing) heritage. When she moved here last month, though, her father gave me the greatest birthday gift of all. We were talking about her grandmother and Doug (Autumn's dad) casually mentioned that Autumn's grandfather was FRENCH CANADIAN.
I still almost hyperventilate just thinking about the sheer joy of it all.
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As always, your stories make me smile and, if no one is around, laugh out loud.
So glad you, and the rest of the Dyngus Plus Balls, are back!
It was my GREAT Grandfather!!!!! I demand accurate information about my people, French-Canadian or not.
My apologies, Airz. Your great-Grandfather was French Canadian, your Grandmother is half-cougar, and you are 100% Dweebus-Maximus. Hahahahahahahahahah oh.
Good to have you back, my friend. As usual, a sheer delight to read. And Cheese of the Month? It's always great when our friends bring us one step closer to heaven. :)
Great stuff. I've been checking consistently for your new posts and am glad you are back to it. I particularly loved the polterwang. Happy belated 30th!
Oh I love to imagine Steve kicking som ass in Montreal.
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